the haircut but the barber refused saying, "You do God's work." The next
morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.A policeman
came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment
saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen
doughnuts at the door to his shop.A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut,
and again the barber refused payment saying, "You serve the justice system."
The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut!!!
2) A very beautiful girl walked up to a department store's fabric counter and
said, "How much is this?""Only a kiss a meter," replied the smirking man
assistant."That's fine." replied the girl. "I'll take four meters." The
assistant quickly measured the material, wrapped it and then gave it to the
girl. Taking it, the girl turned and pointed to an old man standing beside
her. "My grandpa will pay the bill." she said.
3)The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he
started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we
had tails like a baboon, where are they?""I'll venture an answer, " said an
old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
4)A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found
by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she
commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill
in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills." The boy quickly replied, "That's
right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any
change for a reward."
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